Oh No, Bro!

In case you missed it, Madonna's brother just published a tell-all book.

Apparently, he doesn't like Madonna's hubby, Guy Ritchie. And, he's pissed 'cuz Madonna stopped ponying up the green.

What I found interesting about what I read online, though, was that Madonna's bro, Christopher, said that both Madonna and Guy Ritchie came from middle-class, boring backgrounds and reinvented themselves.

And he released some photos of Madonna looking like a middle aged, midwesterner. She didn't look all that crazy! Just a little boring.

Christopher, what were you thinking? This tell-all book is a no-win situation for you, dude. You look like the brother scorned. I actually feel sorry for the Guy and the Madonna now. Who needs relatives like her brother?